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November 13, 2003

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I was just looking through my website logs, and I noticed a category called "Robots/Spiders visitors". Jesus, I didn't know SPIDERS and ROBOTS were looking at my site! I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight, thinking about robot spiders! What's next, vampire aliens? Zombies? Mutant bats? Why does the internet have to be so goddamn scary?

I'll see you guys later. If you need me, I'll be under my bed. With a gun.

Robot spiders! Fuck!

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Posted by • wookookoo • :: :: :: Nov 13, 2003 06:55am

now now... let's not be scared now. they could be friends...

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Posted by |Robot|Gropo :: :: :: Nov 13, 2003 05:06pm

www.clanrobot.com. Can't explain the spiders, sorry...

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Posted by E_B_A :: :: :: Nov 13, 2003 09:39am

Cower at the prospect of the oncoming Robot/Spider apocalypse.

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Posted by Bobbie :: :: :: Nov 13, 2003 01:07pm

I have never been here before.. but that is the funniest thing I have read all day.. and I do nothing all day but sit on my computer reading funny things.. so you know that is funny.

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Posted by jake :: :: :: Nov 13, 2003 08:59pm

now i'm scared. let me go find my flashlight.

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Posted by SlohrawYdnad :: :: :: Nov 14, 2003 01:51pm

It is not just me then. There is comfort in the company of the Doomed.

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Posted by K. Brockman :: :: :: Nov 14, 2003 08:33pm

I for one welcome our new robot spider masters.

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Posted by Linkmeister :: :: :: Nov 15, 2003 05:36pm

Paging Tom DeLay, former exterminator.

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Posted by MKT :: :: :: Nov 16, 2003 01:23am

If you want to read something incredible about robot spiders (I promise, you'll love it)
take a look at http://www.e-sheep.com/spiders ... sleep well.

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Posted by Jerseystitch :: :: :: Dec 10, 2003 05:51am

Just hide in a bathtub full of ice water...

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